The term "eat the rich" is often associated with communism in that it was at one time a mantra utilized by "fellow travellers." Interestingly, the communists [read Super-Capitalists] are now in charge, and perhaps they always were, but whatever the case today, I see no problem whatsever with eating them. I would recommend beating their flesh first in order to soften it up - why eat tough meat when you don't have to?
Krokus - Eat The Rich (Live)
I've been down, I've been beat
I've been tossed into the street
Beggin' nickels, beggin' dimes
Just to get my bottle of wine
Some say life she's a lady
Kinda soft, kinda shady
I can tell you life is rich
She's no lady, she's a bitch
1.They suck my body out
But friend there is no doubt
I'm gonna pay the devil his dues
Cause I'm sick of being abused
Eat the rich, eat the rich
Don't you know life is a bitch
Eat the rich, eat the rich
Out of the palace and into the ditch
Steal my money, steal my car
Took my woman and my old guitar
Runnin' crazy, runnin' wild
Blind alley in my mind
Just can't fight the temptation
It's become my inspiration
Gonna get myself an axe
Break some heads, break some backs
Repeat 1
Chorus
Don't stop me
Chorus
Chorus
Out of the palace and into the ditch
They suck my body out
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Eat the Rich!
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Eat the rich? Has a down right tangy appeal to the notion. Yup, 'eat the rich'! The rich are for the most part and overall a waste of time and resources that would far better used for the betterment of our sorely troubled planet. Yup, eat the rich and let's start with Bill Gates!
Motorhead does a much better version;
They say music is the food of love,
Let's see if you are hungry enough,
Take a bite, take another, just like a good boy would,
Get a sweet thing on the side,
Home cooking, homicide,
Side order, could be your daughter,
Fingerlicking good
[Chorus:]
Come on baby, eat the rich,
Put the bite on the son of a bitch,
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch,
C'mon baby eat the rich
C'mon baby eat the rich
Sittin' here in a restaurant,
Tell the waiter just what you want
Is that the meat, you wanted to eat,
How would you ever know?
Hash browns an' bacon strips,
I love the way that you lick your lips,
No fooling, I can see you drooling,
Feel the hunger grow
[Chorus]
Eat up, eat you, eat me,
Eat two, get one free
Shetland pony, extra pepperoni
Just pick up the phone,
Eat greek, or eat chinese,
Eat salad, or scarf up grease
You're on the shelf, maybe eat yourself,
Come on baby, bite my bone
The British Lions also have a version that I've always enjoyed, check it out.
What if you're a vegetarian? Could I just eat my broccoli and throw my rich person out in the garbage? I doubt that they taste all that good anyhow. I've seen photos of Bill Gates. How about we just take the cash?
Actually, I'd much rather feed the rich to my cat. I care about my cat much more than I care about any rich person, so I would make sure that if a Dick Cheney or a Bill Clinton was roasted over a pit, that the evil grease contents would drip into the hole, so I could feed only the meatier healthier parts to Puff. I think she would appreciate that, don't you?
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